Posted by Red on November 9, 2009
So maybe she’s not legit country, she can play an instrument, she’s cute as a button and since we get crapped on all the time, it makes us feel better that she does too….So, If there’s one thing that I’ve learned from watching Taylor’s monologue is that you can call that mother f*cker out whenever, whereever! To that “Joe” that has dicked your heart over or to that “Kanye” that robbed your recognition at work. Go ahead! Write a song about it!! Let that douchebag know how much he sucks….The only drawback is the “crazy” rep but Taylor hasn’t gotten that yet, so surely we won’t! granted it might be because she’s rich and pretty….Nah, no matter. I believe that we are entering a new phase of relationship communication….umm right?
SO LETS GIVE IT A TRY….
JAKE YOU SUCK! YOU USED ME FOR CONCERT TICKETS AND CONNECTIONS AND YOU YOU HAD UGLY FINGERNAILS, YOUR LIFE IS GOING NOWHERE AND YOUR BAND IS EMBARRASSINGLY BAD. …LOOKIN’ FORWARD TO THAT PHONE CALL WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING. XOXO RED
whew. I feel better. Thx T!!










That reminds me of Demetri Martin style monologue.
That was awesome!
Comment by Avardenth — November 9, 2009 @ 10:01 am
Taylor might not actually need to mention Kanye at this point; seems like he’s been hiding from the public since that VMA incident
Comment by Greg Delaney — November 9, 2009 @ 12:47 pm
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