It seems stupid to even create an argument for the best park bench, well, because it’s a bench… where you place your ass. I feel compelled to at least dive into the subject considering the Seattle memorial to Kurt Cobain is found in bench form:

Pretty unimpressive but again, its a place to rest your butt.

Ok, so this is where the actual argument begins. A bench is boring though functional and rarely offers anything beyond that level… that is until some nerd got his/her hands on bench design duty and used a foul mouthed robot for inspiration:

Ok, so Bender Rodriguez or Kurt Cobain. Which is cooler?

:E GregR