
Thx Promo Joe for the find!!
The rock group Kings of Leon cancelled their show in St. Louis over the weekend after three songs because a pigeon was pooping on them. I happen to be Facebook friends with the bird in question, and he sent me the following explanation:
Hey Lee,
Look, you know I’m a music fan. I flew 1,200 miles on a busted wing just to catch the last half of Bonaroo. I haven’t missed a Tom Petty show since the Damn the Torpedoes tour. Heck, the most exciting day of my life was when Ozzy bit my uncle’s head off at one of the Blizzard of Oz shows.
So when I heard Kings of Leon were playing at the local Verizon Amphitheater, I figured, screw it, what else is a pigeon going to do on a hot Friday night?
I get to the venue, and I see they’re charging $150 a ticket, and I flat out refuse to pay that much. Why? Two reasons. One, that’s before service charges. After the “convenience fee,” the “venue fee” and the “fee fee,” we’re looking at two bills, easy. And second of all, I’m a pigeon, and who in the frig is going to give a pigeon a credit card? Besides Discover….
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